Rachel Reviews More Beechnut Baby Food

Today on Rachel Reviews Baby Food, we have two delightful varieties of disturbing soylent veggie.

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First up: Pear, Raspberry & Asparagus. Yes, asparagus. Why asparagus? Who thought, “Hey, you know what would make raspberries and pears taste better? Asparagus.” Who’s idea was this? Who the fuck knows. But I hate them.

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It smells like feet and tastes like pear-flavored water with the vague aftertaste of feet. One and three-quarters stars.

Next: Mango, Carrot, Strawberry & Chia.

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Whoa, guys. Slow down. That is a lot of things in one jar.

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This one smells quite pleasantly of mangoes, but it looks like vomit. Once you get past the whole eating vomit thing, though, it’s pretty tasty. Three and a half stars.

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