Plum Organics Is So Hip, They Use Veggies You Probably Haven’t Heard Of

Over the course of my not inconsiderable baby food-eating experiences, I have noticed a pattern. The older the baby that the food is marketed towards, the less like ass it tastes. Let’s see if tonight’s offering conforms to that pattern.

Tonight I shall sup upon Plum Organics Mighty Delicious! Veggie in Spinach, Parsnip, Grape, and Amaranth. G-dang, ya’ll, that’s a lot of disparate things that you shoved in your giant factory blender.

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What the hell even is an amaranth? Google! Share thy wisdom!

Oh, it’s a kind of grain. Okay. Well, that shouldn’t taste too bad. Probably.

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But, uh, it looks pretty bad. It looks like poop. It absolutely looks like poop. It smells kind of like grape applesauce. At first it tastes pretty good, strongly of parsnip, then of grape. But then my mouth is assaulted with a mighty taste of SPINACH! So. Kinda gross in the end.

Still, for half of the time it’s in my mouth, it tastes pretty okay. Two and a half out of five stars.

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